Creepy T.V. Commercials

Hey Dawg! So I know that all of us are fond of watching television. And I know that all of us love watching whatever shows are on, but let's not deny the fact that we sometimes enjoy the awesomeness of T.V. commercials. T.V. commercials are usually bubbly, memorable, and most of the time it'll leave a smile on our faces.

But believe it or not there are some commercials out there that are just plain creepy and weird. So for today's blog I'll be showing you the top 3 creepiest/ weirdest T.V. commercials (that I've ever watched).

I'll do the counting backwards, to spice things up.

3.  The McDonald's 1st T.V. Commercial

Yeah yeah, i know what y'all are probably thinking. Most McDonald commercials are awesome and it's very family oriented. But the first McDonald's commercial would probably ruin your childhood. I'll let you be the judge of that...

2. Meth Project Official Ad
Oh Meth, not even once! This ad is really disturbing, not scary but disturbing. No words could explain how disturbed I was after watching this commercial...

1. Little Baby's Ice Cream "Special Time"
Okay, so this commercial really scared me. I couldn't even look at it for more than 7 seconds. It's really creepy, disturbing, and scary at the same time. The super long eye contact sends shivers down my spine if you wanna know what i'm talking about just watch the commercial...

Oh and one last thing, this last video is amazing it will get your mind off of all the disturbances that you just saw from this blog post. Enjoy!!! 

The Incubus

Have you ever felt something weird or heavy in front of you while sleeping, as if something is on top of you or trying to choke you slowly... Or have you ever woke up in the middle of the night unable to move your body? It's either you were on sleep paralysis or an Incubus is on top of you. If ever an Incubus is on top of you, you're in for a treat. HAHA!

I don't know if you guys are familiar with an Incubus. I'm talking about the demon not the band.

An incubus is a demon in male form who, according to a number of mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon sleepers, especially women, in order to have sexual intercourse with them. An incubus may pursue sexual relations with a woman in order to father a child, as in the legend of Merlin. Religious tradition holds that repeated intercourse with an incubus or succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death. 

There are also creatures called the Succubus, it is the female counterpart of the Incubus.

The exact origin of the myth is unknown, though St. Augustine mentioned sexual creatures in some of his works. The first actual mention of Succubus comes from the 1300's. There are a few basic variations on the myth. In some accounts, the incubus and succubus are two separate demons. The incubus impregnates women with its demon seed while the succubus impregnates itself using a human male. In others, the incubus and succubus are the same shape-shifting demon which needs to collect semen as a succubus first before it transforms into an incubus to impregnate a woman. Less often, these demons use sexual intercourse as a means to directly possess the body of their victims. This is generally done while the victim is sleeping.

Top 3 Most Gruesome Execution Methods

Yo wazzup! So this blog entry is all about the most gruesome torture or execution methods known to man. The moment humanity emerged from the face of the planet, torture and cruelty will always be apart of it. Imagine being prick by a needle, it kind of hurts, right? How much more if you we're skinned alive then a pound of salt will be poured all over your freshly cut wounds, yiikes. I couldn't even imagine the excruciating pain and suffering. So here's a list of the top 3 most gruesome torture/ execution methods EVER!

1. Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered

Used mainly in England, it is widely considered to be one of the most brutal forms of execution ever devised. As the name implies it came in three parts. In the first the victim was tied to a wooden frame and dragged to the location of their execution (drawn). They were then hung until nearly dead (hanged). Immediately after being taken down their abdomen was opened and their entrails were removed. As the victim watched they were then burned before his or her eyes. He was then also emasculated and eventually beheaded. After all of this his body was divided into four parts (quartered) and placed in various locations around England as a public crime deterrent. This punishment was only used on men for any convicted woman would generally be burnt at the stake as a matter of decency.

2. Brazen Bull

Not only inhumane, the bull was deliberately created for the enjoyment of the executioner and onlookers. First proposed to the tyrant of Akgragas in Sicily by the metal worker Pirillos, the bull was designed to be big enough for one person to fit inside. After a fire was lit below, the person would slowly burn to death. The head of the bull, however, was designed to acoustically convert their screams into “bull sounds” and the smoke from their burning body would be expelled through its nose.

3. Premature Burial

Somewhat self-explanatory, this technique has been used by governments throughout history to execute condemned prisoners. One of the latest documented cases was during the Nanking Massacre in 1937 when Japanese troops buried Chinese civilians alive.

So, which do you prefer among the three methods? There are other forms of gruesome torture out there, i just can't imagine a human doing this to another human. But what's done is done we can't do anything about it, we can't change the cruel side of the history.

New form of torture:

“Not returning phone calls is the severest form of torture 

in the civilized world.”

                                               -Marisha Pessl